I'm a Girl!!!

I tried to be really tall, I tried to bulk up. Really! But people from various places kept telling me that I'm a girl. "Look at that cere, it's a girlie color!" they'd say! Apparently my proven manliness of the last year just wasn't enough.

I recently had a trip to Dr. Koch due to a strange bump on my manly cere. He took one look at it and declared that I'm just a little hormonal and that this sort of thing happens to young women all the time. He then proceeded to remove the bump, which as it turned out peeled right off. Now my beak is trim and my nails are manicured, so ladies watch out!

No, wait. I'm really confused.